Jul 11, 2009

100 Viewers, Transformers 2 (Shut up, I'm talking about it again... just read it! *spoiler alert*) and CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!! *gasp*

Hello and welcome to my blog. It's nice and cozy in here, blankets are in the corner over there, gather round the fireplace and I'll spin a story... or something to that effect. Anyway, I'd like to congratulate you for being visitor number >100! See, look over at that view counter, the number is over 100! :) Thank you if you're one of the people that constantly hits refresh to see that number go up. Wait, what do you mean that's only me?!?! Just kidding, kinda, but all those matters aside. I couldn't have hit 100 without the help of those 4 or 5 people who constantly check out this blog. Thanks, your gift is in the mail. (Psh, your gift is air, I don't have money!)

Transformers 2... What can I say about thee... Well, to start, after seeing you 3 times, I realized just how much you SUCK!!!! This movie is very very bad. Don't even bother reading my first review of the movie way down in my 2nd (not sure if it's second) blog. I saw it once, it was pretty good, then the 2nd time, it was not nearly as good, and then the 3rd, and it SUCKED! Some questions I'd like answered: What was the use of the blond robot, Alice, besides one more hot girl, and more explosions? Why didn't Sam just use the all-spark shard that he used to revive Jetfire to revive Optimus? If the Decepticons already have the shard from the Government, why do they need the one from McKayla? Why is God seemingly depicted as a bunch of Primes when same dies? Why don't they just get in one of the autobots in the desert instead of running for it? I think THIS (Pst, click where it says "THIS") pretty much covers it. But I've heard from a close friend that giving all the characters (especially Megan Fox's character) mustaches with your hair makes it sooo much better. I was sitting right next to her, and at first it seems kinda odd looking, but I think i was definitely worth it... Let's give it a try, shall we?
Not too bad! And Shia?
I prefer Megan in the beard actually... But wouldn't the movie have been more entertaining that way??? Of course it would have!!!!

CHUCK NORRIS!!!! With all the recent celebrity death, I thought of something. What happens when the invincible Chuck Norris dies? I think the world will end... I'm not even joking, this could be as disastrous as 2012, or kittens, or something to that measure. (Yes, I think the whole concept of the end of the world coming in 2012 is rather ridiculous, and I'll blog about it later.) But, I'm not sure what the world will come to. I think it'll be more devastating than Michael Jackson's death (which, even after 2 weeks is STILL getting coverage... Media, why can't you be reporting on something useful like the crap going on in DC rather than What's going to happen to MJ's pet chimp Bubbles. Yeah, NO ONE CARES!!!)

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